LITTLETON, CO – April 1, 2026:
Well, folks… it finally happened.
After years of brewing by hand, experimenting with styles, and occasionally arguing with the Beer Model about whether fruit belongs in beer (it doesn’t), SheppyBrew Brewery has officially entered the age of artificial intelligence.
I am both proud and mildly horrified to announce the newest member — and now sole decision‑maker — of the SheppyBrew team:
BrewBot‑9000™
“Optimizing Beer Since 3:14 AM This Morning”
