Thursday, April 09, 2026
2026 Easter Ham
Monday, April 06, 2026
2026 Q1 SheppyBrew Stats
It is already April. The first quarter of 2026 is done. Time to report on the Q1 SheppyBrew Brewing stats.
Both last year and 2024 yielded 95 gallons of beer, which is lower than any year since 2016.
If the first 3 months are an indication, 2026 will be an even less volume. Significantly less. As I type this, I'm tracking to less than 60 gallons for the year, which would be the least amount of beer brewed EVER!
I'm not sure if the brewing will pick up this year or not. I guess we'll see.
So far in 2026, I've brewed 3 batches of beer.
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| Hop-cember Pale Lager |
Friday, April 03, 2026
March Update on 2026 Fitness Goals
Plus, I from time to time I'll look at older updates just to see where I was way-back-when.
Wednesday, April 01, 2026
SheppyBrew Brewery Replaced by AI Brew Master!
LITTLETON, CO – April 1, 2026:
Well, folks… it finally happened.
After years of brewing by hand, experimenting with styles, and occasionally arguing with the Beer Model about whether fruit belongs in beer (it doesn’t), SheppyBrew Brewery has officially entered the age of artificial intelligence.
I am both proud and mildly horrified to announce the newest member — and now sole decision‑maker — of the SheppyBrew team:
BrewBot‑9000™
“Optimizing Beer Since 3:14 AM This Morning”
Monday, March 30, 2026
Random Things
The SheppyBrew Beer Model and I went on a cruise. My first. Her second.
I don't really consider myself a "Cruise Guy", but the drink package and the people we were with made it lots of fun.
I ate too much. Drank too much. Didn't get enough sleep. My Garmin watch health stats said "what the hell are you doing?"
It was a ton of fun, and I'm only now feeling recovered from the trip.
Thursday, March 26, 2026
🍺 Mud Blood Baltic Porter
Style: Baltic Porter Brewer: SheppyBrew ABV: 6.4% IBU: 27 SRM: 26
Appearance
A deep, opaque mahogany that borders on black, glowing with garnet highlights when caught by a strong light. The pour builds a dense, tan head with fine bubbles and excellent retention, leaving tight rings of lace as it slowly recedes. The beer looks rich and substantial without appearing syrupy — a classic dark lager sheen.
Aroma
Smooth layers of dark chocolate, toasted bread crust, and subtle roast rise first, followed by hints of dried cherry and plum. A clean lager fermentation keeps everything crisp and uncluttered. Beneath the malt depth is a faint whisper of earthy hops and a touch of caramelized sugar. Nothing sharp, nothing burnt — just deep, polished malt complexity.














