When I saw on my google portal the headlines that Weiner's wife is currently pregnant, I shook my head, and the guy with whom I share an office at work wondered what I was reacting to. We talked about it a little bit, and a few minutes later, he started laughing. He had googled Weiner and saw the quote: "I can't say with certitude if it's my crotch".
Obviously, I have been aware of the story, but as I mentioned above, I have not really followed it closely. I had not seen that quote, and, it made me laugh too when my co-worker read it aloud.
It is difficult for me to imagine anyone ever having the need to say, "I can't say with certitude if it's my crotch".
I can say with 99.99% certainty that I will never need the phrase "I can't say with certitude if it's my crotch".
Call me boring, but I have never had the desire to take a picture of my own crotch. I have also never had another person with a camera close enough to my crotch to get such a shot. Additionally, if either of those two things were to happen, I am pretty sure that I would remember the event well enough to identify the picture.
Plus, I would never ever say the word "certitude".
This is a cartoon I saw in the June 9, 2011 edition of the Denver Post
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